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daeva_neesan) wrote2011-08-20 04:16 pm
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Meme!
Ok, I got this meme from
aflyingteapot and it's time for me to abide by.
--What's better than a meme after an fulltime shift, most of it happily spent under the FUCKING SUN OF AUGUST? ...What are you saying..? A cool drink..?! D: !!!
CUTE LITTLE SHOTA:
A few years ago I hated shota with a passion. Now I'm a passionate shota pervert :D
My first experience with shota was the terrible Enzai. That was one of the ugliest things I ever saw, probably because everything was so full of RAPE and NONCON that it never managed to be even remotely relevant to my interest.
After this terrible experience I decided that shota was not my cup of tea, then when I started to get more and more into yaoi and I was expected to know MORE about it, and for the sake of 'general knowledge', I decided to give a peek to Boku no Pico.
Now. That was. VERY GOOD.
I was an addicted, I watched Pico to Chico and Pico x Coco x Chico right after it, fantasizing about Tamotsu getting to fuck Coco, getting Pico and Chico to live together and get a threesome with Tamotsu and so on... I was obviously on the road to perdition.
For a while I didn't mind other stuff, then I stumbled over Child Epicurean by Minami Haruka ♥, reviving my interest for cute boys, but I think that I got the "coup de grace" with DELICIOUSLY DELICIOUS Shounen Maid Curo-kun, my last devotion (BTW, if you get hold of the anime, you better ignore Tenshi no Uta, it's a really vapid thing with terrible design ;_; Go straight to the "animated comic" video :3)--
Now I like to see and put shota everywhere I need if it's the case. See Sacred Seven with Fei, or how little Bunny gets his fun with Kotetsu-niichan in my mind XDDD
To fully enjoy this post, here you have the karaoke OP of Kuro-kun's animated comic, which lyrics are the greatest accomplishment of humankind:
--Unfortunately the images that were used are terrible and made no sense (Deidara/Sasori and Grell, WTF), but enjoy the song (and sing it along with me) :D <3
Village feasts including fried fish XD:
I love village feasts ;o; They are folkloristic and fun!!!
Beside Italian local festivals, where you get to eat lot of delicious stuff while having fun, my greatest wish is to attend a Japanese matsuri ;_; When there, I must definitely try those roasted(?) squids or that typical skewered stuff that we're showed in anime ;o;
--I wasn't enthusiastic about takoyaki. Probably because they were so hot that they destroyed my taste buds and I couldn't taste anything for two days...
Airport:
A co-worker told me that people get psychologically "disfigured" when they enter the airport. Sweet dads turns into sexist pigs, meek people into obsessive-compulsive abusers and generally everyone gets unreasonably posh. I mean, you're handling baggages, there's really a need to wear 260 euros worth Rayban glasses..?
And stupid flight attendants thinking that you're their servants? NO, you can't leave your garbage on the jet bridge. I don't care if the garbage bin is far away and you have to get off of that fucking airplane. Also, I'm a SECURITY AGENT! Can't you read it on my vest? I can't contact the gate to know how many passengers are left to board, I can't bring you fucking extra blankets and I can't take care of people who can't walk DX !!!
Then, you always get into some asshole that doesn't want to get checked. They usually say "What? It's 10/20/30 years that I work in the airport!" as if it makes any sense... Maybe you shouldn't access aircraft headed to the USA? Maybe you need a refreshment about security and safety procedures? Maybe you're an incompetent asshole? Maybe it's about time you fucking retire?!!
--And what about the passengers? PASSENGERS, I HATE YOU.
What about those ALWAYS coming up with "Why are you checking me D: ?" or "Is it a random check D: ?" as if I'm a Nazi depriving them of their freedom?-- PASSENGERS, OF COURSE I HATE YOU. OF COURSE YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS. OF COURSE I WANNA PUT MY HANDS IN YOUR STINKY, DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND OF COURSE I NEED TO TOUCH YOUR STUPID FLACCID BUTT AFTER THAT. Fuck, if you wanna teach me about "civilty" at least put your fucking dirty socks into a fucking plastic bag--!
*hates everyone and puts more gloves on*
To hate the world more or less all the time, but even more so during that time of the month:
I never noticed it before, but one time I got so pissed that, when drying my hands with a towel, I grabbed the towel-holder and uprooted it from the wall D:
--I was a bit shocked by this extra rage and extra strenght, so I put it back on the wall as best as I could and went to sleep. That same night, I FLEW :D
So, everytime that I'm extra irritated, angry or jumpy I blame it on my upcoming period and I try to not overreact :D <-the first step to become a proper psycho
Translating doujinshi in public places:
It's something extremely satisfying and memorable, and everyone should experience it one day :D ! --But I also did something better, like drawing yaoi in a cafe (like, a "normal" cafe, not a maid-cafe in Akiba) at Tokyo ;D !
And that's all, now I need to sleep a bit x__o
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--What's better than a meme after an fulltime shift, most of it happily spent under the FUCKING SUN OF AUGUST? ...What are you saying..? A cool drink..?! D: !!!
Comment to this post asking for a list, and I will give you five things I associate with you. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your LJ (or just add a reply back at me). Other people (including me~) can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.
CUTE LITTLE SHOTA:
A few years ago I hated shota with a passion. Now I'm a passionate shota pervert :D
My first experience with shota was the terrible Enzai. That was one of the ugliest things I ever saw, probably because everything was so full of RAPE and NONCON that it never managed to be even remotely relevant to my interest.
After this terrible experience I decided that shota was not my cup of tea, then when I started to get more and more into yaoi and I was expected to know MORE about it, and for the sake of 'general knowledge', I decided to give a peek to Boku no Pico.
Now. That was. VERY GOOD.
I was an addicted, I watched Pico to Chico and Pico x Coco x Chico right after it, fantasizing about Tamotsu getting to fuck Coco, getting Pico and Chico to live together and get a threesome with Tamotsu and so on... I was obviously on the road to perdition.
For a while I didn't mind other stuff, then I stumbled over Child Epicurean by Minami Haruka ♥, reviving my interest for cute boys, but I think that I got the "coup de grace" with DELICIOUSLY DELICIOUS Shounen Maid Curo-kun, my last devotion (BTW, if you get hold of the anime, you better ignore Tenshi no Uta, it's a really vapid thing with terrible design ;_; Go straight to the "animated comic" video :3)--
Now I like to see and put shota everywhere I need if it's the case. See Sacred Seven with Fei, or how little Bunny gets his fun with Kotetsu-niichan in my mind XDDD
To fully enjoy this post, here you have the karaoke OP of Kuro-kun's animated comic, which lyrics are the greatest accomplishment of humankind:
--Unfortunately the images that were used are terrible and made no sense (Deidara/Sasori and Grell, WTF), but enjoy the song (and sing it along with me) :D <3
Village feasts including fried fish XD:
I love village feasts ;o; They are folkloristic and fun!!!
Beside Italian local festivals, where you get to eat lot of delicious stuff while having fun, my greatest wish is to attend a Japanese matsuri ;_; When there, I must definitely try those roasted(?) squids or that typical skewered stuff that we're showed in anime ;o;
--I wasn't enthusiastic about takoyaki. Probably because they were so hot that they destroyed my taste buds and I couldn't taste anything for two days...
Airport:
A co-worker told me that people get psychologically "disfigured" when they enter the airport. Sweet dads turns into sexist pigs, meek people into obsessive-compulsive abusers and generally everyone gets unreasonably posh. I mean, you're handling baggages, there's really a need to wear 260 euros worth Rayban glasses..?
And stupid flight attendants thinking that you're their servants? NO, you can't leave your garbage on the jet bridge. I don't care if the garbage bin is far away and you have to get off of that fucking airplane. Also, I'm a SECURITY AGENT! Can't you read it on my vest? I can't contact the gate to know how many passengers are left to board, I can't bring you fucking extra blankets and I can't take care of people who can't walk DX !!!
Then, you always get into some asshole that doesn't want to get checked. They usually say "What? It's 10/20/30 years that I work in the airport!" as if it makes any sense... Maybe you shouldn't access aircraft headed to the USA? Maybe you need a refreshment about security and safety procedures? Maybe you're an incompetent asshole? Maybe it's about time you fucking retire?!!
--And what about the passengers? PASSENGERS, I HATE YOU.
What about those ALWAYS coming up with "Why are you checking me D: ?" or "Is it a random check D: ?" as if I'm a Nazi depriving them of their freedom?-- PASSENGERS, OF COURSE I HATE YOU. OF COURSE YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS. OF COURSE I WANNA PUT MY HANDS IN YOUR STINKY, DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND OF COURSE I NEED TO TOUCH YOUR STUPID FLACCID BUTT AFTER THAT. Fuck, if you wanna teach me about "civilty" at least put your fucking dirty socks into a fucking plastic bag--!
*hates everyone and puts more gloves on*
To hate the world more or less all the time, but even more so during that time of the month:
I never noticed it before, but one time I got so pissed that, when drying my hands with a towel, I grabbed the towel-holder and uprooted it from the wall D:
--I was a bit shocked by this extra rage and extra strenght, so I put it back on the wall as best as I could and went to sleep. That same night, I FLEW :D
So, everytime that I'm extra irritated, angry or jumpy I blame it on my upcoming period and I try to not overreact :D <-the first step to become a proper psycho
Translating doujinshi in public places:
It's something extremely satisfying and memorable, and everyone should experience it one day :D ! --But I also did something better, like drawing yaoi in a cafe (like, a "normal" cafe, not a maid-cafe in Akiba) at Tokyo ;D !
And that's all, now I need to sleep a bit x__o