Don't worry. Ketchup happens, just two days ago I tried to put some on my food and it decided to squirt everywhere else - including me - but the plate... Not the first time, and not the last.

Tea happens as well and since I drink only loose tea imagine how it looked when I wanted to wash my cup and the water stream kind of hit violently making looooots of tiny tea leaves explode all over my bathroom door.

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