I don't even remember who any of these characters are. XD The only ones I liked were fat Sam and the barbarian chief, everyone else could go fuck a dragon for all I cared. XD
Dragons, direwolves and giants are FUCKING COOL, man x'DDD I'm not saying they're not, but they don't work in this particular setting for me. It's like watching Pretty Woman, when suddenly Richard Gere turns into a daemon. XD
I like how this point is so vital to you XD You had to be really bored if you had to time to mind the proportions of such things. It's an order of magnitude we're talking about! If somebody promised you a metre-long kebab but then gave you a 10 cm-long one, wouldn't you be pissed? XD
Look, if you look closely at the "throne of swords", you may notice that the swords close to the armrests are quite tinier than the others on the seatback... HOW CAN YOU TOLLERATE THAT?!!! IS IT A THRONE MADE OF SWORDS OR KNIVES?!!! IT'S NO SENSE!!!! It's called "Iron Throne", so the name doesn't imply one particular kind of weapon - there's no reason not to use daggers, stilettos or misericordes. And besides, there are different kinds of swords - a two-handed longsword is obviously going to be bigger than a rapier. But what I really want to know is how many people lost their asses sitting in that thing. XD
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Dragons, direwolves and giants are FUCKING COOL, man x'DDD
I'm not saying they're not, but they don't work in this particular setting for me. It's like watching Pretty Woman, when suddenly Richard Gere turns into a daemon. XD
I like how this point is so vital to you XD You had to be really bored if you had to time to mind the proportions of such things.
It's an order of magnitude we're talking about! If somebody promised you a metre-long kebab but then gave you a 10 cm-long one, wouldn't you be pissed? XD
Look, if you look closely at the "throne of swords", you may notice that the swords close to the armrests are quite tinier than the others on the seatback... HOW CAN YOU TOLLERATE THAT?!!! IS IT A THRONE MADE OF SWORDS OR KNIVES?!!! IT'S NO SENSE!!!!
It's called "Iron Throne", so the name doesn't imply one particular kind of weapon - there's no reason not to use daggers, stilettos or misericordes. And besides, there are different kinds of swords - a two-handed longsword is obviously going to be bigger than a rapier. But what I really want to know is how many people lost their asses sitting in that thing. XD