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Daeva ([personal profile] daeva_neesan) wrote2011-11-19 09:40 pm
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Ketchup happens.

#1 - My honorable cellphone.
I knew that Finland was a nice place for fun Black Metal bands, but I didn't know that their cellphones were SO sturdy.
The cellphone that I inherited from my dad (since I don't buy cellphones, since I would gladly never use them) passed through a series of physical adventures that I'm not going to list out of decency.
Yesterday it flew from a jacket of mine while I was folding it (I forgot that it was in one of the pockets. Awww.) and it smashed on the floor. It practically EXPLODED in a thousand pieces.
I panicked, then I proceeded with the reconstruction.
It worked. It's still working.
I used some scotch to keep it in place and it's practically new.
I'll never get rid of this miraculous cellphone from Finland. NEVER.

#2 The ceiling is gone.
What looks like the scene of a crime, is actually the ceiling of the living-room sprayed with ketchup.
I got pissed because the top of the bottle fell from my hands so I slammed the bottle on the table and-- ;___; ...BUT THE PROTECTIVE PEEL WAS STILL ON, YOU KNOW?! It's not as if I am a complete moron T_T !!
I panicked, then I tried to clean it up the best I could. (I found the protective peel on the ceiling!)
It was terrible, since I suffer from dizzy spells and the last thing that I want to do is walking on a table T_T... Apparently some paint came off the ceiling during the cleaning ;o;
...My father is going to "correct" me Gundam-style, for sure T_T;

[identity profile] flight-wo-wings.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Finland cellphones are hardcore. :O How well is it working, have you noticed any changes?

It sucks about the ceiling. XD; How hard did you slam that thing? Are you some kind of super-Dae now?

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It works perfectly! I mean, some pixel of the screen are gone, but everything else is just perfect... Like, the keys, the charging system... I'm amazed ;o; !

I--I'm not that strong!! But I probably hit it "the right way", you know ;o; ..? Maybe I should start training in kung-fu XDD

[identity profile] sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for sturdy Finnish phone!

Not yay for ketchupy incident... that's kind of scary that it would squirt that high... Glad you didn't faint or anything when cleaning up!

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY for cellphone ^o^

NAY for ceiling ;_;
...Well, I didn't manage to clean the whole thing... There's more that didn't fit the shot T_T;; I just cleaned the big, wet part over the table, then there're more spatters all around it ;_; --I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT MANAGED TO MAKE SUCH A MESS D:

[identity profile] akayalovesyaoi.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. Ketchup happens, just two days ago I tried to put some on my food and it decided to squirt everywhere else - including me - but the plate... Not the first time, and not the last.

Tea happens as well and since I drink only loose tea imagine how it looked when I wanted to wash my cup and the water stream kind of hit violently making looooots of tiny tea leaves explode all over my bathroom door.

XDDDDDDD

[identity profile] nemuyoake.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
LOOOL You're really strong ! The ceiling seems high... In french we say something like 'Anger does not give you good advices''. Maybe there is the same proverb in italian...
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[personal profile] aflyingteapot 2011-11-20 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
...LOL

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
--The mysteries of physics ;o; !!!

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
B-But I didn't smash it on the table SO violently D: !! It was absurd T_T;
Ahah, no, in Italian we have the same proverb, but it's about haste XD

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
;____; --Cos'è questo LOL di biasimo!!

[identity profile] ardrak.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ma(?)... Ehm... ._.
Ma LOL ...XD

[identity profile] amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I want a Finland phone. :O

Awww, that poor ceiling. XD

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
--Non lo cambierò maiiii! XD

...Mio padre mi ha detto che dopodomani dovrò aiutarlo a ridipingere il soffitto ;_; ...

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's NOKIA for you XD

Who cares about the ceiling, POOR ME D': My father told me that I'll have to help him to paint it D':

[identity profile] amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck with that. D:

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not something hard to do and it's the least that I can do but-- STILL ;_; ..! *doesn't like to be punished XD*
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[personal profile] m3n747 2011-11-20 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Nice splatter pattern!

I once whacked my backpack against the ground trying to get rid of a bumble bee, only to remember a second too late that my cell phone was inside. The battery fell out and the antenna broke, but I put it back together, applied some sticky tape (plus some super glue later) and it worked just fine for the next few years. It was a Siemens S11 - good German technology! XD

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahah, I have Dexter's approval x'DDDDD

German technology is overrated.
When it's about cellphones, Nokia makes the sturdier things XD
...Consider that I had to throw away my first cellphone (dated 1999, and of course a Nokia) only because it was so old that the batteries were no longer produced XD
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[personal profile] m3n747 2011-11-20 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That Siemens I had was bought by my mother back in 1998 I think and it worked fine for some 10 years despite a broken antenna - that's not bad at all.

And besides - your Nokia fell on the floor and exploded into pieces, while my Siemens only broke into three pieces after being whacked against the ground. Now THAT'S sturdy! XD

[identity profile] tomoe-daeva.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
--But it wasn't the first time it felt on the floor XD It was already damaged after I whacked it against the ground (mphf!) and slipped my hands something like 5/6 times ù_u !
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[personal profile] m3n747 2011-11-20 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, you've got a point there. ^^