Ketchup happens.
19/11/11 21:40![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
#1 - My honorable cellphone.

I knew that Finland was a nice place for fun Black Metal bands, but I didn't know that their cellphones were SO sturdy.
The cellphone that I inherited from my dad (since I don't buy cellphones, since I would gladly never use them) passed through a series of physical adventures that I'm not going to list out of decency.
Yesterday it flew from a jacket of mine while I was folding it (I forgot that it was in one of the pockets. Awww.) and it smashed on the floor. It practically EXPLODED in a thousand pieces.
I panicked, then I proceeded with the reconstruction.
It worked. It's still working.
I used some scotch to keep it in place and it's practically new.
I'll never get rid of this miraculous cellphone from Finland. NEVER.
#2 The ceiling is gone.

What looks like the scene of a crime, is actually the ceiling of the living-room sprayed with ketchup.
I got pissed because the top of the bottle fell from my hands so I slammed the bottle on the table and-- ;___; ...BUT THE PROTECTIVE PEEL WAS STILL ON, YOU KNOW?! It's not as if I am a complete moron T_T !!
I panicked, then I tried to clean it up the best I could. (I found the protective peel on the ceiling!)
It was terrible, since I suffer from dizzy spells and the last thing that I want to do is walking on a table T_T... Apparently some paint came off the ceiling during the cleaning ;o;
...My father is going to "correct" me Gundam-style, for sure T_T;

The cellphone that I inherited from my dad (since I don't buy cellphones, since I would gladly never use them) passed through a series of physical adventures that I'm not going to list out of decency.
Yesterday it flew from a jacket of mine while I was folding it (I forgot that it was in one of the pockets. Awww.) and it smashed on the floor. It practically EXPLODED in a thousand pieces.
I panicked, then I proceeded with the reconstruction.
It worked. It's still working.
I used some scotch to keep it in place and it's practically new.
I'll never get rid of this miraculous cellphone from Finland. NEVER.
#2 The ceiling is gone.

I got pissed because the top of the bottle fell from my hands so I slammed the bottle on the table and-- ;___; ...BUT THE PROTECTIVE PEEL WAS STILL ON, YOU KNOW?! It's not as if I am a complete moron T_T !!
I panicked, then I tried to clean it up the best I could. (I found the protective peel on the ceiling!)
It was terrible, since I suffer from dizzy spells and the last thing that I want to do is walking on a table T_T... Apparently some paint came off the ceiling during the cleaning ;o;
...My father is going to "correct" me Gundam-style, for sure T_T;
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Date: 19/11/11 20:54 (UTC)It sucks about the ceiling. XD; How hard did you slam that thing? Are you some kind of super-Dae now?
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Date: 19/11/11 20:58 (UTC)I--I'm not that strong!! But I probably hit it "the right way", you know ;o; ..? Maybe I should start training in kung-fu XDD
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Date: 19/11/11 21:17 (UTC)Not yay for ketchupy incident... that's kind of scary that it would squirt that high... Glad you didn't faint or anything when cleaning up!
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Date: 19/11/11 21:42 (UTC)NAY for ceiling ;_;
...Well, I didn't manage to clean the whole thing... There's more that didn't fit the shot T_T;; I just cleaned the big, wet part over the table, then there're more spatters all around it ;_; --I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT MANAGED TO MAKE SUCH A MESS D:
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Date: 19/11/11 23:55 (UTC)Tea happens as well and since I drink only loose tea imagine how it looked when I wanted to wash my cup and the water stream kind of hit violently making looooots of tiny tea leaves explode all over my bathroom door.
XDDDDDDD
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Date: 20/11/11 11:30 (UTC)no subject
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Date: 20/11/11 11:32 (UTC)Ahah, no, in Italian we have the same proverb, but it's about haste XD
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Date: 20/11/11 12:57 (UTC)Ma LOL ...XD
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Date: 20/11/11 13:24 (UTC)...Mio padre mi ha detto che dopodomani dovrò aiutarlo a ridipingere il soffitto ;_; ...
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Date: 20/11/11 13:18 (UTC)Awww, that poor ceiling. XD
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Date: 20/11/11 13:25 (UTC)Who cares about the ceiling, POOR ME D': My father told me that I'll have to help him to paint it D':
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Date: 20/11/11 14:00 (UTC)Nice splatter pattern!
I once whacked my backpack against the ground trying to get rid of a bumble bee, only to remember a second too late that my cell phone was inside. The battery fell out and the antenna broke, but I put it back together, applied some sticky tape (plus some super glue later) and it worked just fine for the next few years. It was a Siemens S11 - good German technology! XD
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Date: 20/11/11 14:10 (UTC)German technology is overrated.
When it's about cellphones, Nokia makes the sturdier things XD
...Consider that I had to throw away my first cellphone (dated 1999, and of course a Nokia) only because it was so old that the batteries were no longer produced XD
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Date: 20/11/11 14:14 (UTC)And besides - your Nokia fell on the floor and exploded into pieces, while my Siemens only broke into three pieces after being whacked against the ground. Now THAT'S sturdy! XD
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