Ketchup happens.
19/11/11 21:40![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
#1 - My honorable cellphone.

I knew that Finland was a nice place for fun Black Metal bands, but I didn't know that their cellphones were SO sturdy.
The cellphone that I inherited from my dad (since I don't buy cellphones, since I would gladly never use them) passed through a series of physical adventures that I'm not going to list out of decency.
Yesterday it flew from a jacket of mine while I was folding it (I forgot that it was in one of the pockets. Awww.) and it smashed on the floor. It practically EXPLODED in a thousand pieces.
I panicked, then I proceeded with the reconstruction.
It worked. It's still working.
I used some scotch to keep it in place and it's practically new.
I'll never get rid of this miraculous cellphone from Finland. NEVER.
#2 The ceiling is gone.

What looks like the scene of a crime, is actually the ceiling of the living-room sprayed with ketchup.
I got pissed because the top of the bottle fell from my hands so I slammed the bottle on the table and-- ;___; ...BUT THE PROTECTIVE PEEL WAS STILL ON, YOU KNOW?! It's not as if I am a complete moron T_T !!
I panicked, then I tried to clean it up the best I could. (I found the protective peel on the ceiling!)
It was terrible, since I suffer from dizzy spells and the last thing that I want to do is walking on a table T_T... Apparently some paint came off the ceiling during the cleaning ;o;
...My father is going to "correct" me Gundam-style, for sure T_T;

The cellphone that I inherited from my dad (since I don't buy cellphones, since I would gladly never use them) passed through a series of physical adventures that I'm not going to list out of decency.
Yesterday it flew from a jacket of mine while I was folding it (I forgot that it was in one of the pockets. Awww.) and it smashed on the floor. It practically EXPLODED in a thousand pieces.
I panicked, then I proceeded with the reconstruction.
It worked. It's still working.
I used some scotch to keep it in place and it's practically new.
I'll never get rid of this miraculous cellphone from Finland. NEVER.
#2 The ceiling is gone.

I got pissed because the top of the bottle fell from my hands so I slammed the bottle on the table and-- ;___; ...BUT THE PROTECTIVE PEEL WAS STILL ON, YOU KNOW?! It's not as if I am a complete moron T_T !!
I panicked, then I tried to clean it up the best I could. (I found the protective peel on the ceiling!)
It was terrible, since I suffer from dizzy spells and the last thing that I want to do is walking on a table T_T... Apparently some paint came off the ceiling during the cleaning ;o;
...My father is going to "correct" me Gundam-style, for sure T_T;
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Date: 20/11/11 14:00 (UTC)Nice splatter pattern!
I once whacked my backpack against the ground trying to get rid of a bumble bee, only to remember a second too late that my cell phone was inside. The battery fell out and the antenna broke, but I put it back together, applied some sticky tape (plus some super glue later) and it worked just fine for the next few years. It was a Siemens S11 - good German technology! XD
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Date: 20/11/11 14:10 (UTC)German technology is overrated.
When it's about cellphones, Nokia makes the sturdier things XD
...Consider that I had to throw away my first cellphone (dated 1999, and of course a Nokia) only because it was so old that the batteries were no longer produced XD
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Date: 20/11/11 14:14 (UTC)And besides - your Nokia fell on the floor and exploded into pieces, while my Siemens only broke into three pieces after being whacked against the ground. Now THAT'S sturdy! XD
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Date: 20/11/11 14:23 (UTC)no subject
Date: 20/11/11 14:26 (UTC)