*is amused*
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daeva_neesan--Suddenly I felt the need to know what my Ascendant was.
You know, serious astrological business.
I took some researches on Google and I found an interesting website that provides you a "Natal Chart" too.
Wow.
Impressive, uh? Too bad I can't read it XD
Anyway, that's what's written on my "Personal Portrait" about my Ascendant.
I added some personal commentaries to make it funnier.
Ascendant in Sagittarius, Jupiter in the Tenth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Sagittarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Jupiter is located in the tenth house.
Well, sounds quite impressing.
Sagittarius rising denotes lives which are very dualistic; situations come and go as if divided into two sides - success and failure.
Well, I guess this applies to EVERYONE XD
If you are able to raise the interests of your mind from common and trivial things to more profound subjects, your intellect will become very philosophical and attracted by law and peace, and it will be more intuitive than rational.
Again, something I'd never imagined. <-sarcasm
In any case your life will be colored by impulsive and rather stubborn tendencies on your part, creating some inclination to go to extremes.
I guess that's true >_> Being stubborn and impulsive is my trademark.
During the course of your existence you must try to develop intuition and human understanding so that you may be in a position to assist other people with your advice.
Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to give advice to all the random people I'll encounter in my life! <-sarcasm, again
But well, if you can consider "criticism" as a form of advice I guess that I'm pretty good at it.
Sagittarius gives you a rather strong love of nature and makes you somewhat extroverted,
"Somewhat" must be read as "NO WAY"
demonstrative and passionate, falling in love frequently and without reservations.
Who? ME XD --?
Well, yeah, I AM passionate-- But almost every Aries is!
You are an intellectual, an intelligent person who has been fortunate enough to be granted also a good development of the emotional functions.
--Is this profile trying to patronize me ò_o ?!
Your romantic life will be intense and varied.
Yeah, I'm seeing. <-this is me being sarcastic again
Your object of love may find you difficult to understand. In one aspect you will appear as passionate and energetic but because of the mutability of the sign you will also have an opposite tendency that will lead you away from involvement in the love affair and the latter impulse will be caused by a more inner trait, which is personal freedom.
Well, this is true.
I like to think of myself as a dedicate lover but I'm really not ._.
Generally speaking, the sign of Sagittarius will incline you to exist in environments in which your physical body, emotions and thoughts are allowed total freedom for development.
This sounds quite generic >_>
On a higher intellectual level you may find yourself inclined to dwell in the deep complexities of philosophy, metaphysics, religion and law.
*puts a monocle on* That's undeniable ù_§"y"
You are versatile enough to study more than one discipline simultaneously not forgetting to keep your body in physical movement, since you require both intellectual and physical exercise.
OH SURE, maybe in some perfect alternative universe of sort XD
Your life ruler here gives you a tendency to become important in your circle of acquaintances
Oh, yeah. The grumpy antisocial mumbling scary things in the dark corner.
I'm popular like that XD
and, perhaps, to occupy a high position in government or municipal affairs.
*thinks of Orwell's 1984*
There are excellent prospects for success and prosperity.
I'm glad XD
Your moral standards are rather elevated and your business position is rather stable and secure.
well, yeah, my moral standards are somehow inhuman-- I think that "rather elevated" is a nice way to say it XD
Don't know about my business position. I guess that as long people will keep being paranoid and scared it'll be fine.
Jupiter here gives you a tremendous amount of confidence which will continue even through difficult conditions.
That's definitely true XD
And-- Well, that's all XD I'll keep looking for more accurate profiles 'cause the thing really intrigues me--
As it's said, "I don't believe it but I trust it"--
You know, serious astrological business.
I took some researches on Google and I found an interesting website that provides you a "Natal Chart" too.
Wow.
Impressive, uh? Too bad I can't read it XD
Anyway, that's what's written on my "Personal Portrait" about my Ascendant.
I added some personal commentaries to make it funnier.
Ascendant in Sagittarius, Jupiter in the Tenth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Sagittarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Jupiter is located in the tenth house.
Well, sounds quite impressing.
Sagittarius rising denotes lives which are very dualistic; situations come and go as if divided into two sides - success and failure.
Well, I guess this applies to EVERYONE XD
If you are able to raise the interests of your mind from common and trivial things to more profound subjects, your intellect will become very philosophical and attracted by law and peace, and it will be more intuitive than rational.
Again, something I'd never imagined. <-sarcasm
In any case your life will be colored by impulsive and rather stubborn tendencies on your part, creating some inclination to go to extremes.
I guess that's true >_> Being stubborn and impulsive is my trademark.
During the course of your existence you must try to develop intuition and human understanding so that you may be in a position to assist other people with your advice.
Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to give advice to all the random people I'll encounter in my life! <-sarcasm, again
But well, if you can consider "criticism" as a form of advice I guess that I'm pretty good at it.
Sagittarius gives you a rather strong love of nature and makes you somewhat extroverted,
"Somewhat" must be read as "NO WAY"
demonstrative and passionate, falling in love frequently and without reservations.
Who? ME XD --?
Well, yeah, I AM passionate-- But almost every Aries is!
You are an intellectual, an intelligent person who has been fortunate enough to be granted also a good development of the emotional functions.
--Is this profile trying to patronize me ò_o ?!
Your romantic life will be intense and varied.
Yeah, I'm seeing. <-this is me being sarcastic again
Your object of love may find you difficult to understand. In one aspect you will appear as passionate and energetic but because of the mutability of the sign you will also have an opposite tendency that will lead you away from involvement in the love affair and the latter impulse will be caused by a more inner trait, which is personal freedom.
Well, this is true.
I like to think of myself as a dedicate lover but I'm really not ._.
Generally speaking, the sign of Sagittarius will incline you to exist in environments in which your physical body, emotions and thoughts are allowed total freedom for development.
This sounds quite generic >_>
On a higher intellectual level you may find yourself inclined to dwell in the deep complexities of philosophy, metaphysics, religion and law.
*puts a monocle on* That's undeniable ù_§"y"
You are versatile enough to study more than one discipline simultaneously not forgetting to keep your body in physical movement, since you require both intellectual and physical exercise.
OH SURE, maybe in some perfect alternative universe of sort XD
Your life ruler here gives you a tendency to become important in your circle of acquaintances
Oh, yeah. The grumpy antisocial mumbling scary things in the dark corner.
I'm popular like that XD
and, perhaps, to occupy a high position in government or municipal affairs.
*thinks of Orwell's 1984*
There are excellent prospects for success and prosperity.
I'm glad XD
Your moral standards are rather elevated and your business position is rather stable and secure.
well, yeah, my moral standards are somehow inhuman-- I think that "rather elevated" is a nice way to say it XD
Don't know about my business position. I guess that as long people will keep being paranoid and scared it'll be fine.
Jupiter here gives you a tremendous amount of confidence which will continue even through difficult conditions.
That's definitely true XD
And-- Well, that's all XD I'll keep looking for more accurate profiles 'cause the thing really intrigues me--
As it's said, "I don't believe it but I trust it"--
