--Save us from the time of trial and deliver us from !!!DRAMA!!!

First of all, some RPkins I promised to nilepriestess and forchancookie.
( Click for kins! )

Secondly, is it my impression or Spring is bringing us a lot of extra drama and paranoia? I don't know about you but I'm being overwhelmed by this.
I'm a peaceful Dae. I eat, I sleep, I poo, I occasionally draw stuff and I like my life like this.
Being an asshole to others gives me a nice ego boost but usually I prevent from it... But-- Seriously. What's the matter, world? Am I really surrounded by idiots or are you playing some sort of game to test my patience? God, is it you? Are you bored and you're trying to mess with me? Can't you give to humankind some nice earthquake, hurricane or a new lethal STD instead--?

I think I'm figuring the average livejournalist's philosophy out: ranting could help me to feel better.
So the only way to fight drama is by more drama?
Let's give a try.

1) The actual Italian Government is full of shit. Communists and Liberals should NEVER-NEVER AND NEVER gain power. I'm sorry for the concept of Democracy but those persons shouldn't be elected as people representative. They're NOCIVE.
There's no work, people don't get married/leave parental houses because of the cost of living, the welfare situation is fucked up and what are they discussing about? Gay marriages and drugs legalization.
I woul love to find all the UTTER IDIOTS who elected those worthless bunches of flesh, cut their hands and make them eat 'em.

2) Speaking of politic: I'm sick of people using slogans against the church to manifest for their rights; you can't blame the Pope for repeating things that everyone knows. I mean, are you seriously expecting the Pope agreeing to gay marriages and turning pro-abort (Oh, excuse me-- It's PRO-CHOICE!) because of your selfish and individualistic needs? You're even more stupid than I thought!

3) ROLEPLAYING IS NOT THE REAL LIFE. ROLEPLAY CHARACTERS DON'T EXIST. ROLEPLAY CHARACTERS ARE NOT YOU.
Consequentely the way you play a not original character or any weird relationship that may pop-up in a roleplay game DOESN'T MAKE IT CANON.

4) --If my mother enters again this room giving me ANOTHER of those fucking inquiring glares I'm going to break her an arm or a fucking leg.
I could have a fucking tumor and I have to deal with such levels of dumbshit!

5) I don't friend people because they're gay, friends of gays, got mental disorders or family issues, are into any weird subculture or because I wanna have sex with them.
I do that 'cause I like how/what they draw or write and I wanna know more about them/keep track of their production.
If the fact that I'm catholic, conservative and straigh and I don't have your same opinions disturbs your sensitivity you could go to fuck yourself.

6) I'm sick of persons who say that I'm regardless of others feelings because I tell 'em that they're idiots and their opinions make no sense when they deserve it.
Equivalent trade, bitches. If you're not nice to me why in the fucking world I should be nice to you..?
I got bunches of people repeating me that I'm an idiot because of my opinions or attitude: I never aswer to their criticism with the "You're insensitive D: Bohohohooo, you hurt my feelings D':" bit and feel like I'm right.

I'll probably add more if some other shit happens today.
Ah, and if some stuff listed here offends you feel free to de-friend me.