21/10/08

daeva_neesan: (LOW BATTERIES (recharge please!))


*coughs and whines about her bones aching*

--Too bad that I can rest only when I'm sick ;_; And LUCKY! The work's doctor came to check on me just when I got right back from my doctor to get my sick note ^_^;
daeva_neesan: (SRSLY WTF)
--Some time ago I was chatting with a friend and I asked him why to get gay porn on Google I had to type "straight guys" instead of "gay guys".

This evening I was up for some porn references to use on pics and doujinshi but I took my time to read an explaination to this ancestral doubt on one of those websites:

But why go through the hassle of seducing a straight guy when gay guys are so available?
That's a legitimate question. For some it is the challenge of the hunt. Some men appreciate the art of seduction, and let's face it, straight men give a formidable challenge to any man who wants to practice romancing others. You cannot claim to be charming until you have bedded numerous straight men.

"Charming"? I'd call you a slut XD

Then there is the physical reasons, and to put it simply, straight men have the tightest asses bar none. Nothing has been up there except tissue paper. For some, a straight man's ass is a delicacy.
Well, tissue paper and shit.
Never underhestimate the manliness of poo.

Also, reading at some steps of their so-called "Art of Seduction" made me giggle furiously:
Don't pressure him, just be witty and engaging, but even more important, of ultimate importance, LISTEN to him.
So, seducing straight men is like seducing WOMEN.

--YAOI is not worse than the real thing, after all.
I'm somehow relieved.

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