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daeva_neesanValar Morghulis, my readers!
I was supposed to make this post a while ago, right after the third season of The Game of Thrones was over, but some stuff (like me getting hold of a copy of A Feast for Crows XD) happened and I'm posting about it only now--
• WHY I HATE THE LANNISTERS - I was intrigued when everyone on Facebook talked about this family about how deliciously evil and stunning they were-- To say the truth, I found them quite unnerving already, but once I saw them on screen, OH, GOOD LORD, TEH HAET.
These, my friends, are the kind of people I despise the most. Beautiful, rich and successful people who are too stupid for their own good but still think that they are the smartest of the bunch.
My least favourite is Cersei, expecially after I read about her in the book. A stupid bitch who thinks herself OH-SO-SMART when whatever she does is getting herself surrounded with useless persons (and obviously she does nothing but complaining about how everyone is soooo stupid) and looking dangerously like the husband that she despised oh-so-much (I'm anticipating that she's going to gain lots of weight XD).
She keeps complaining how she never had the chance to prove her worth because she was a woman, and that power was just what she was made for, but she couldn't even educate her retarded sons (not Myrcella, she had the luck to leave those demented in King's Landings when she was a child) to general obviousness... A lioness my ass!
I also hate Tywin, that fellow fangirls find a charming old man with a great brain. FOR FUCK SAKE. After what he did to Tyrion's wife, and for the utter stupidity that he uses to judge his sons he totally deserved all the shit that happened to him.
I don't even like Tyrion, to be honest. It's true that he's sympathetic and kind to those that are considered outcasts (expecially if they have a pussy between their legs), but I'd dare to say that it's mostly because of his own disadventured for his deformed body... The way he tries to get out of troubles with the help of his father's money is all kind of pathetic.
I'd dare to say that the Lannister without their money are less than zero and that they are worth just how much they are willing to pay.
Jaime is stupid like a bucklet of shit, and despite the attempts to make him more "human" with the addition of random bad luck and tragedies in his life, I'm still wary about him. Surely he's still smarter than his sister.
By the way, when Locke cut his hand off, I FAPPED :D I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT BACK SINCE HE WAS A STARK'S PRISONER!
• THE STARK ARE STUPID - The Stark is definitely the most retarded family in the whole bunch.
Ned trusted the last person he was supposed to trust in the whole Westeros (=that asshole LittleFinger--UGH, I HATE THIS BASTARD SO MUCH MORE THAN THE LANNISTERS >_<#), Catlin is a retarded that kept on complaining about her husband duties (YANNO, HE'S THE LORD OF A FUCKING CASTLE, YOU BITCH) and did the most stupid things in the whole series (= freeing Jaime to get her daughters back), Robb, well, let's talk about marrying some random bitch when you're betrothed to the daughter of your very vital ally, Sansa, we all know how stupid she is, Arya feels all smartass and badass when she's nothing but a spoiled brat (she really let me down-- I liked her at first, but now all that shit about becoming a killer-- UGH.), and Brann wants to go beyond the Wall. Have fun.
• MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS - After all that ranting you sure want to hear something nice now, right XD ?
My favourite family of the whole bunch is pretty much the Greyjoy. It's kind weird, 'cause when I was musing with some friends about the various sigils, I said that the Greyjoy's was the one I liked the most (it shows a golden kraken, my friends-- I FUCKING LOVE SEA MONSTERS, and kraken are my favourites of the lot ;_; <3) and they replied "LOL, they are pitiful"-- Since most of them were Lannister and Stark fans now I know that they were saying a bunch of shit XD
Of course the word "pitiful" fits to a T to Theon, who is the character that house Greyjoy tends to be identified with. But let's be honest, Theon is nothing but a Stark, the furthest thing from a Greyjoy, he admitted it himself.
I pretty much love all the ironmen: people born on a shitty island that instead of whining and complaining about their misfortunes turned their troubles into their strenght. Strong-willed bastards who are not afraid of pain because it makes you stronger, people who are not afraid to die because "what is dead may never die"∼
Of their bunch, my favourite character are Asha (Yara in the TV series), and Theon's uncles, Victarion ans Euron.
Where Victarion is serious and dutiful, Euron is wicked and "wild", and I really love these two together ;_; I'd love to find some good porn about them, but whatever slash fic I find, it's always hatesex (and with good reason) XDD
Like every sane person in this fandom, I also love cute Daenerys ♥ I think that her whereabouts are quite interesting, and the whole dragon thing is AAASDSDGFDHFGH.
--At the end of season 3 she looked a bit more like some rockstar than a (warrior?) princess, but well, that's it XD
Another favourite character of mine is the Hound ;_; Talking about outcasts and people who never had a chance to be happy, I think that he deserves WAY MORE sympathy than Tyrion :/
• I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP - As I was telling you, I'm a supporter of Euron/Victarion (of course big bro tops!), also if I'm quite aware that this is not going to end as well as Itachi/Sasuke XD I admit that I have a soft spot for Vyseris/Daenerys (and here I doubt my sanity XD) and I WOULD HAVE REALLY REALLY LIKED SOME SANDOR (=The Hound)/SANSA ACTION ;____;... I also shipped Robb/Theon quite happily before all that mess with the Greyjoy-- I admit that I'd like to ship Ramsey/Theon too, but Ramsey is too fucking insane to picture him in a healthy relationship with whoever (he makes me think of Katsuya from Kaiji!!! C'mon, he's JUST HIM!!!)...What else, what else-- Stannis/Gendry XDD ? I find Stannis quite hot ;_; Too bad that she's probably even more stupid than Jaime ;_;
And well, this short delirium is over XD
See you again for a more proper post next time XD
I was supposed to make this post a while ago, right after the third season of The Game of Thrones was over, but some stuff (like me getting hold of a copy of A Feast for Crows XD) happened and I'm posting about it only now--
• WHY I HATE THE LANNISTERS - I was intrigued when everyone on Facebook talked about this family about how deliciously evil and stunning they were-- To say the truth, I found them quite unnerving already, but once I saw them on screen, OH, GOOD LORD, TEH HAET.
These, my friends, are the kind of people I despise the most. Beautiful, rich and successful people who are too stupid for their own good but still think that they are the smartest of the bunch.
My least favourite is Cersei, expecially after I read about her in the book. A stupid bitch who thinks herself OH-SO-SMART when whatever she does is getting herself surrounded with useless persons (and obviously she does nothing but complaining about how everyone is soooo stupid) and looking dangerously like the husband that she despised oh-so-much (I'm anticipating that she's going to gain lots of weight XD).
She keeps complaining how she never had the chance to prove her worth because she was a woman, and that power was just what she was made for, but she couldn't even educate her retarded sons (not Myrcella, she had the luck to leave those demented in King's Landings when she was a child) to general obviousness... A lioness my ass!
I also hate Tywin, that fellow fangirls find a charming old man with a great brain. FOR FUCK SAKE. After what he did to Tyrion's wife, and for the utter stupidity that he uses to judge his sons he totally deserved all the shit that happened to him.
I don't even like Tyrion, to be honest. It's true that he's sympathetic and kind to those that are considered outcasts (expecially if they have a pussy between their legs), but I'd dare to say that it's mostly because of his own disadventured for his deformed body... The way he tries to get out of troubles with the help of his father's money is all kind of pathetic.
I'd dare to say that the Lannister without their money are less than zero and that they are worth just how much they are willing to pay.
Jaime is stupid like a bucklet of shit, and despite the attempts to make him more "human" with the addition of random bad luck and tragedies in his life, I'm still wary about him. Surely he's still smarter than his sister.
By the way, when Locke cut his hand off, I FAPPED :D I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT BACK SINCE HE WAS A STARK'S PRISONER!
• THE STARK ARE STUPID - The Stark is definitely the most retarded family in the whole bunch.
Ned trusted the last person he was supposed to trust in the whole Westeros (=that asshole LittleFinger--UGH, I HATE THIS BASTARD SO MUCH MORE THAN THE LANNISTERS >_<#), Catlin is a retarded that kept on complaining about her husband duties (YANNO, HE'S THE LORD OF A FUCKING CASTLE, YOU BITCH) and did the most stupid things in the whole series (= freeing Jaime to get her daughters back), Robb, well, let's talk about marrying some random bitch when you're betrothed to the daughter of your very vital ally, Sansa, we all know how stupid she is, Arya feels all smartass and badass when she's nothing but a spoiled brat (she really let me down-- I liked her at first, but now all that shit about becoming a killer-- UGH.), and Brann wants to go beyond the Wall. Have fun.
• MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS - After all that ranting you sure want to hear something nice now, right XD ?
My favourite family of the whole bunch is pretty much the Greyjoy. It's kind weird, 'cause when I was musing with some friends about the various sigils, I said that the Greyjoy's was the one I liked the most (it shows a golden kraken, my friends-- I FUCKING LOVE SEA MONSTERS, and kraken are my favourites of the lot ;_; <3) and they replied "LOL, they are pitiful"-- Since most of them were Lannister and Stark fans now I know that they were saying a bunch of shit XD
Of course the word "pitiful" fits to a T to Theon, who is the character that house Greyjoy tends to be identified with. But let's be honest, Theon is nothing but a Stark, the furthest thing from a Greyjoy, he admitted it himself.
I pretty much love all the ironmen: people born on a shitty island that instead of whining and complaining about their misfortunes turned their troubles into their strenght. Strong-willed bastards who are not afraid of pain because it makes you stronger, people who are not afraid to die because "what is dead may never die"∼
Of their bunch, my favourite character are Asha (Yara in the TV series), and Theon's uncles, Victarion ans Euron.
Where Victarion is serious and dutiful, Euron is wicked and "wild", and I really love these two together ;_; I'd love to find some good porn about them, but whatever slash fic I find, it's always hatesex (and with good reason) XDD
Like every sane person in this fandom, I also love cute Daenerys ♥ I think that her whereabouts are quite interesting, and the whole dragon thing is AAASDSDGFDHFGH.
--At the end of season 3 she looked a bit more like some rockstar than a (warrior?) princess, but well, that's it XD
Another favourite character of mine is the Hound ;_; Talking about outcasts and people who never had a chance to be happy, I think that he deserves WAY MORE sympathy than Tyrion :/
• I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP - As I was telling you, I'm a supporter of Euron/Victarion (of course big bro tops!), also if I'm quite aware that this is not going to end as well as Itachi/Sasuke XD I admit that I have a soft spot for Vyseris/Daenerys (and here I doubt my sanity XD) and I WOULD HAVE REALLY REALLY LIKED SOME SANDOR (=The Hound)/SANSA ACTION ;____;... I also shipped Robb/Theon quite happily before all that mess with the Greyjoy-- I admit that I'd like to ship Ramsey/Theon too, but Ramsey is too fucking insane to picture him in a healthy relationship with whoever (he makes me think of Katsuya from Kaiji!!! C'mon, he's JUST HIM!!!)...What else, what else-- Stannis/Gendry XDD ? I find Stannis quite hot ;_; Too bad that she's probably even more stupid than Jaime ;_;
And well, this short delirium is over XD
See you again for a more proper post next time XD
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Date: 22/6/13 07:37 (UTC)And I still haven't started watching season one.
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Date: 22/6/13 09:46 (UTC)I'd say, do yourself a favour and don't watch it. XD
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Date: 22/6/13 16:33 (UTC)It's when you think too much for the sake of it, and forget to LOOK at what you're supposed to SEE∼
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Date: 22/6/13 19:15 (UTC)x'D
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Date: 22/6/13 20:23 (UTC)The terminator in T1 wasn't supposed to have much personality, he was more like Jason Voorhees than Freddy Krueger.
T1 didn't have much CGI to begin with, if any at all, they mostly used practical effects. T2, on the other hand, was a major breakthrough in CGI - and those effects still hold up very well today.
That being said, I'm downloading T1 right now. XD
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Date: 22/6/13 20:54 (UTC)I'm going to read the last chapters of "A Feast for Crows" and then I'll plot some Euron/Victarion good ol' consensual porn XD
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Date: 22/6/13 21:47 (UTC)